THE PRIVATE FOREVER #1 COLLECTION






 

what can anybody say now?
@jakepaul

@lancearmstrong

STOLEN UNDERGROUND FREESTYLE RECORDS 2022
NEW SONG!
fuck jake armsrong!

IT IS THE YEAR 2022

AND THE WORLD IS SUFFERING

IN A DOWNWARD SPIRAL

FUELED BY SELF-HATE

THEY ARE UNAWARE OF.

STOLEN UNDERGROUND

IS RISING UP TO SAVE A FEW

WHO WILL BE THE SURVIVORS

AND THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY.

THE REST WILL DIE OFF

TRYING TO WIN LOVE THAT

WAS ALREADY INSIDE THEM.

FALSE IDOLS LIKE LANCE ARMSTRONG

AND JAKE PAUL ARE BRAINWASHING

THE WORLD THROUGH SELLOUT 

SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS

WHICH ONLY PROMOTE

THE DARK ENERGY OF

WINNING

IS

THE

ONLY

THING

THAT

MATTERS.

MEANWHILE IN A GALAXY

NOT SO FAR AWAY...

NORTH KOREA

IS

WINNING

TESTING

HYPERSONIC

NUCLEAR

WARHEADS

AND

THE

APOCALPYSE

IS

ABOUT

TO

SPARK

OFF

IF

YOU

DON'T

DIE

OF

COVID

FIRST.