THE MILKMAN IS BACK!
THE MILKMAN IS RETURNING TO THE UNITED STATES!
Custom organic milk service is a new development by the US Government. Yesterday Congress passed a new law regulating milk as a series of random tests performed by many universities across the nation have proven that the vast majority of milk that the nation consumes contains impurities which can cause cancer and tooth decay. In recent years the corporate farming industry has been adding dangerous hormones to dairy cows to streamline production putting the nation at risk. Mandating a new organic milk service to be delivered in association with the United State Postal Service will also boost the national economy and improve the quality of milk provided to the American people according to a statement issued by the White House.
HOW DOES IT WORK?
In the next few weeks you will be receiving a letter in the mail and similar to Obama Care you will sign up by selecting the type of milk you wish to have delivered to your home. Milk will be delivered twice a week by the USPS. Pricing will be less than you have been paying at your local market and there will also be new exciting flavors of milk.
DID YOU KNOW?
That the quality of milk is improved when dairy cows mate during the milking process. This new scientific finding has proven that some cow semen is actually good for you. Farmers have found that mating dairy cows almost 24/7 has increased their dairy production, increased the quality of the milk, and improved the cow's happiness. All of this adds up to a healthier America and a healthier you.